Post Something Funny

[AZ Cache Family]

Since I am in the biz of customer support/service, I found a fun site whilest looking for funny stories.

As I understand that some in here are in the persription biz, here's a fun story as an example:

There’s No Pills Like Home
Pharmacy | Long Island, NY, USA

(A patient called in to inquire about her medication she had just picked up.)

Me: *on the phone* “Pharmacy.”

Patient: “Hi, I just picked up this medication, and I think I may have a problem.”

Me: “Is there something incorrect with how it was filled?”

Patient: “No, it’s just that the cream here says to apply locally, and I’m going out of town tonight. I was wondering if I could still use it.”

Me: “Um…yes, yes you can.”

Patient: “Oh, OK good…. Oh…oh God. I just realized…oh my God, just forget I asked! How stupid of me!”

Brought to you from http://notalwaysright.com/, there are references to everything from cell phones to pet stores, hope all enjoy...

[simpjkee]

So this UofA student gets his degree in Agriculture and the day after he graduates he buys a big plot of land to raise chickens on a chicken farm. He goes to the hatchery and buys himself 50 chicks to start off. When he gets home he plants his chicks feet first in the ground equidistant apart just like he learned in college. Every day he goes out to his crop and feeds and waters his chicks until on the 3rd day he discovers that all his chicks have died. Confused, he goes back to the UofA to get advice from his former professor.

The farmer walks in and says "Professor, I planted all my chicks feet first in the ground equidistant apart and every day I fed and watered them just like you taught me. But on the 3rd day, all my chicks had died. I'm confused."

The Professor leans back in his chair and says "Hmmmmm.....very peculiar. I got an idea. This time when you plant them, try planting them head first in the ground. That should take care of the problem."

The farmer is all excited and drives down to the hatchery where he buys 50 more chicks for his farm. He brings them home and just as he was taught, he plants his chickens equidistant apart head first in the ground. The next day he goes out to his crop and all the chicks have died. Distraught, the farmer goes back to the UofA to seek advice from his professor.

The farmer walks in and says "Professor, I planted all my chicks head first in the ground equidistant apart and instead of living 3 days, this time I went to feed and water them the very next day and they were all already dead. What's going on?"

The professor leans back in his chair, rubs his chin for a second, and says "Hmmmmmmm.....well maybe your soil is going bad."

[radDad1]

While listening to the Dr. Dean Edell show many years ago, I heard something like this:

Caller -- Dr. Dean, I was wondering if you could help me with a breast enlargement cream I bought recently?

Dr. Dean -- OK. What's your question.

Caller -- Well, I was wondering if I should wear gloves when I apply the cream since I don't want my hands to get bigger too?

Dr. Dean -- I don't think you need to worry about that happening . . .

[Team Grabeel]

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[simpjkee]

Saw this on the main gc forums:

[Team Grabeel]

Here's a great site for everyone.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com

[simpjkee]

[Team Grabeel]

Picture edited to make it a little more family friendly, but you should get the drift.

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[MTime]

[Team Grabeel]

OK so I was cruising through The Hunt/The Unusual topics on Groundspeak forums this morning and almost spit my coffee all over my laptop. I took a screen shot, cropped it down a bit, and highlighted the impotant part. Enjoy!

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